The problem with being hot

I'm unfortunately not hot but how great would it be if I were?? That's the problem. Must be nice getting glances from girls every time you bend over to pick up a pencil or going into the changing room at a clothing store. You know you have no hope when the clothing store changing room you go to can only be accessed by an underground elevator and all the mirrors have been removed to avoid any potential heart attacks after realizing how awful you look. Listen, point is I 'aint hot and it'd be cool if I were. Comments anyone?